Tag Archives: Onan Hash
The Animal Cruelty Rehab Centre
Many moons ago this blog told of the Vegan Laws and the Releases (https://www.thebustard.com/?p=794), at a time when England thrived under a benign low carbon dictatorship. Some thrived more than others, of course. One who thrived most was Stumpy Regenkurt, … Continue reading
Posted in The Chronicles of Nat Eb
Tagged climate change policy, Nat Ebb, Onan Hash, Stumpy Regenkurt, The Releases, veganism
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A fishing accident
It was a hot winter’s day. The prime minister, Onan Hash, and his deputy, the minister for economic decline, Nat Eb, were spending the day on strategy. They’d decamped to Hash’s beach-front cottage on the west coast of Scotland. Onan … Continue reading
Meat porn
The trouble with writing stories via a blog is that the lack of planning can lead to geographical and temporal dislocations. You might remember that Stumpy Regenkurt, senior advisor to the Minister of Economic Decline, was once an MP in … Continue reading
Confucius and Stallone
Another vignette from the UK’s mainly benign but sometimes barbaric low carbon dictatorship … Sir Heinz Klaxon-Schmitt, Minister of Finance, glanced out of the window of the prime minister’s office. He looked at the crowd milling in the square below … Continue reading
Posted in Climate change policy, The Chronicles of Nat Eb
Tagged CONFUCIUS, DABDBA, Klaxon-Schmitt, Mai Wei, Onan Hash, Paul Brando, STALLONE, Telford
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